Stories from a Chinese Student

I was e-mailed these stories by one of my chinese students.

1) Long long ,long long time ago,there was a guy who looks like...a bike.

One day,on the street, he squatted to lace up his shoes,and then, was ridden away by another one........................

2) Long long ,long long time ago,there was a boy whose head always was said by others that it just looks like a brick...

One day,he cried to ask his mother whether his head looks like a brick.And his mother didn't wanna break his heart,so she told he went to a well to look it by himself.

The boy went to the well and looked into it,while under the well came out a vioce -- "Hey! Dodn't throw dowm the brick!"